Monday, June 29, 2009

Sara Paid A Visit To Jade...

Sara was not at all happy with Jade's threatening photos, and went to confront Jade at her work. Jade, as you can see in the first photo, is saying "OK girl, it is on!"



Before Sara could even get a word out, Jade slapped her!




Sara, not one to take any crap, slapped Jade back.




Seeing an opportunity, Sara gives Jade a high kick to the face, a move she learned in cheerleading!



Jade falls to the ground, and Sara gives Jade the sleeper choke hold. Sara lets go, thinking the young brat has learned her lesson.... however..




Jade gets up and gives Sara an Army boot kick to the chin!





And Sara is out for the count!





When Sara regained consciousness, both girls realized how childish it is to fight, and like all good girl fights, they are best of friends... for now...


What will Joe think when he hears of this?

WARNING: there is a more complete and extremely violent version of these events. Contains graphic photos of the cat fight between Jade and Sara. CLICK HERE

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Joe's Final Girlfriend Submission...


We have received the final submission from which Joe will choose his speaker-sitting companion. Her name is Nolee and she is even wearing camouflage for her photo.

Her submission contained the following text: "She is a My Scene doll who is a rival of the Bratz dolls. She is Asian-American. She is a Gemini. She is the best friend to ask for advice, believes in good luck and karma... which are very good traits for a mascot's girlfriend. Nolee has a very sporty look that we think Joe will like. She has the "bad girl" look, but not the attitude that Bratz dolls are known for. ha!"

Thank you to everyone for their input. Joe is flattered with the amount of emails and photos he has received. He has promised to make his choice before the 4th of July.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Joe Gets Photos Of Jade.

We have finally received the long awaited photos of "Jade". Jade is the Asian Bratz submission for Joe to consider for his speaker-sitting partner. Jade was referred to us by "Totally Tattoo'd Mother" (and daughter) who wrote about Jade on her blog. Jade has a very outgoing personality and submitted several interesting photos!

Here's Jade




Jade is kind of hot for Joe.




Jade is practicing sitting on a speaker..




She is holding her first internet dollar!



Jade also wanted to pass on the message that she will cut Joe if he doesn't pick her she is very skilled in combat if that kind of thing is required.


So Joe has a lot to think about and we hope he makes his choice next week so he can spend the 4th of July with his new best friend...

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Joe's Girlfriend Submissions...



Well the emails have been flooding in and Joe has been busy looking at the applicants. As you can see, Joe is already smitten with "Sara". But I warned him to not be too hasty and to consider all the prospective speaker mates before he makes his choice. Sara was born in Longview Texas and relocated to Indiana in 2005 to pursue her career in veterinary medicine. She works at a clinic in Woodburn Indiana so she is not far from Joe and would not have to quit her day job. She saw Joe on the local TV news and submitted her picture.

Also submitted was "Snow White". She said she wants to continue to use her screen name until she gets to know Joe a little better.

Joe is also having second thoughts about discounting the Bratz companion submission. We have found out she is of Asian descent, and Joe having spent time in Vietnam, has agreed to keep an open mind. We hope for a photo tomorrow.

You may vote by commenting, but Joe has the final choice. Submissions are still beng accepted at freegamesite@gmail.com.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Joe's Girlfriend update...



We have had overwhelming respose to the request for a girlfriend for Joe. He has decided to start working out. We are working on photos of the early submissions. I guess with today's economy, there are more Barbies that are willing to relocate. We had one reader that offered a Bratz doll partner for Joe. We had a long talk and since Joe is lifetime military, the defiant persona of a Bratz doll would not fit in with the sitting around on a speaker lifestyle Joe leads.