Monday, April 13, 2009

Fuzzy Butt Dressing..

I was shopping at the local grocery store when a stroll down the salad dressing aisle led me to burst out laughing uncontrollably. I don't know what it was, I take that back, I do know what it was about this Poppy Seed salad dressing bottle. The picture on the front of the bottle looks like a big fuzzy butthole. There is no way around it, I have no idea why this picture is on the front of the bottle. To give them the benefit of the doubt, it could be a peach pit, but why would that be on a poppy seed dressing bottle? I thought poppy seeds were real tiny. Anyway, poppies have beautiful flowers (remember the Wizard of Oz?), why not put the flower on the bottle? You be the judge.

fuzzy butt salad dressing

And here is a closeup of the fuzzy butt

closeup of fuzzy butt

I don't know, but I think marketing needs to have a meeting.

I bet you are starving now, maybe you could have a big helping of "Spotted Dick".

spotted dick
Hey, it is even a "Hot Seller"

Hot Seller

1 comment:

One Reader said...

Aw, come on now. Didn't you read the sticker that says, "Delicious over fresh peach - does not contain peach." Why that's enough reason right there to put a half peach / fuzzy butt hole picture on my salad dressing don' cha know?!?