Joe's Girlfriend Submissions...

Well the emails have been flooding in and Joe has been busy looking at the applicants. As you can see, Joe is already smitten with "Sara". But I warned him to not be too hasty and to consider all the prospective speaker mates before he makes his choice. Sara was born in Longview Texas and relocated to Indiana in 2005 to pursue her career in veterinary medicine. She works at a clinic in Woodburn Indiana so she is not far from Joe and would not have to quit her day job. She saw Joe on the local TV news and submitted her picture.

Also submitted was "Snow White". She said she wants to continue to use her screen name until she gets to know Joe a little better.

Joe is also having second thoughts about discounting the Bratz companion submission. We have found out she is of Asian descent, and Joe having spent time in Vietnam, has agreed to keep an open mind. We hope for a photo tomorrow.

You may vote by commenting, but Joe has the final choice. Submissions are still beng accepted at freegamesite@gmail.com.

Joe's Girlfriend update...

We have had overwhelming respose to the request for a girlfriend for Joe. He has decided to start working out. We are working on photos of the early submissions. I guess with today's economy, there are more Barbies that are willing to relocate. We had one reader that offered a Bratz doll partner for Joe. We had a long talk and since Joe is lifetime military, the defiant persona of a Bratz doll would not fit in with the sitting around on a speaker lifestyle Joe leads.

Joe Needs A girlfriend...

You may remember my webmaster mascot, Joe. Well Joe has been my trusty companion sitting atop my computer speaker assisting me in my website woes for about 3 years. I think it is about time Joe gets a companion. So I am soliciting my thousands of visitors for a donation. Joe would prefer a Barbie type partner to keep him company during the long nights of web page updates.

So if you have a Joe-size, preferably single (no Kens please) Barbie, Joe would promise to honor and protect her as she sat on her right speaker throne. Email me at freegamesite@gmail.com and I will tell you where to send her. You and your submitted Barbie will be given credit on this blog and Joe will be forever grateful. In case of multiple submissions, please send us a photo and Joe will choose his speaker mate.

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